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meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

illumahottie:

USA wins ONE game and every white boy is outside playing soccer in flip flops, holding a bud light.


oknope:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

sp0radic:

galehawthorne:

how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room

#have you seen Tangled