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hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

finntastic31:

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

*PSA voice* 5 6 7 8 WHAT HELL EVACUATE

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage