want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
so many concerts, not enough money
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
*PSA voice* 5 6 7 8 WHAT HELL EVACUATE
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.
do penguins even have knees? what the fuck
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow