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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable